A Crown of Candy NPC Guide

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Names are hard. Here are some pictures and quick explanations to jog your memory. 

Castle Candy Residents & Courtiers

	Queen Caramelinda of House Rocks Caramel - Alive Wife of King Amethar and mother of Jet and Ruby. Queen of Candia.
	King Jadain of House Rocks Lime Hard Candy - Deceased Amethar's father and King of Candia during the Ravening War. Didn't want to get involved in the war.
	Queen Pamelia of House Rocks Fruit (Blackberry) - Deceased Amethar's mother. Fructeran who marries into House Rocks. Potent queen and opportunist who contributed to Candia's isolationism.
	General Rococoa of House Rocks Chocolate Hot Cocoa - Deceased Amethar's oldest sister. General in the Ravening War. Killed during the war.
	Archmage Lazuli of House Rocks Blue Raspberry Hard Candy - Deceased Amethar's second oldest sister. Powerful archmage of Castle Candy.Founded the Order of the Spinning Star. First of the sisters to die, sacrificing herself in battle to save the lives of Candian soldiers and to power a spell that would put Gustavo Uvano in power.
	Saint Citrina of House Rocks Citrus Hard Candy - Deceased Amethar's third oldest sister. A canonized saint of the Bulbian Church. Martyred in the street by Vegetanian soldiers on order from Belizabeth Brassica.
	Princess Sapphria of House Rocks Blueberry Rock Candy - Deceased Amethar's youngest sister. Skilled and pragmatic diplomat. Second of the sisters to die. Killed in while on a diplomatic mission in Carn.
	Lord Calroy "Cal" Cruller Cake - Deceased Amethar's right hand man. Served in the wars with King Amethar. Always jealous of Amethar's privilege and position, enough to attempt several assassinations, and eventually a coup.
	Lady Donetta Cruller Donut - Alive Calroy's wife.
	Limon Longhalls Lemon Cough Drop - Deceased Squire to Sir Theobald. Prone to falling down hills and stairs as a method to punish himself before others can.
	Lord Finnegan Swirlie Ice Cream - Deceased Candian noble. Travels to Comida with King Amethar's caravan.
	Lady Swirlie Unknown - Deceased Lord Swirlie's wife. Travels to Comida with King Amethar's caravan.
	The Tartguard/Quincy Sweetarts - Alive Guards that serve Castle Candy and protect Candia.
	Sir Toby Gummy Bear - Deceased Knight of the Order of North-Gumbia. Protects Castle Candy with Sir Theobald.
	Sir Amanda Maillard S'mores - Alive The Queen's Champion. Member of House Cruller. Dispatched to deal with the rumor of an ogre, and later to support Candian troops at House Jawbreaker.
	Herald Poncival Pishpuff Creampuff - Alive Responsible for declaring the many titles of the royal family.
	Lady Whipperly Whipped Cream - Alive Tall Candian noble with a spiralled whipped cream hairdo and a light blue dress. Hopes but fails to get invited to the caravan to Comida.
	Licorina Loghead Licorice - Alive Handmaiden to Jet and Ruby, accompanies the party to Comida.
	Master Dippins Fun Dip - Alive Royal fool. Runs into the forest and crawls up a tree when the caravan is ambushed.
	Cranberry Tallcake Runs off into the forest and keeps running. Calls to the imperial army for help.

Candia

	The Sugar-Plum Fairy Celestial Spirit - Deceased A beautiful six winged fairy with long lavender dragonfly wings. Wears a sugarleaf dress. Described as alien, but beautiful. She appears to Lapin by the sugar stones glade. Makes mention of having wishes she can make of Lapin, including the second wish to be with House Rocks.
	Cirinda Gingersnap - Alive Imperial messenger. Delivers a love letter to Jet and a circus flier to Ruby in Dulcington.
	Whoppins Malted Milk Ball - Alive A malted milk ball street urchin from Dulcington. Meets Liam in the forest and delivers a crumpled up piece of parchment from one of Liam’s brothers.
	Paz Hard Candies - Alive Made of component parts of hard candy street urchin from Dulcington.
	Bitternight Darknibs Sugarless Chocolate - Alive A warlock brigand who is causing trouble at the border of Candia.
	Grash Unknown - Alive One of Liam's (mean) older brothers. Sends Liam a cipher message telling him to stab the King.
	Duke Joren Jawbreaker Jawbreaker - Alive Liam’s father and head of House Jawbreaker. Brother of King Jadain and uncle to Amethar. Went against Jadain's orders to assist the Dairy Islands in the Ravening War, putting House Jawbreaker in open rebellion. Has 34 partners.
	Sprinkle Sprinkle - Dismissed Sir Theobald Gumbar's familiar, often given to Princess Jet to help her and supervise her when Theo isn't around.
	Yak Butterscotch Falcon - Alive Princess Ruby's familiar.
	Peppermint Preston Peppermint Pig - Deceased Liam Wilhelmina's animal companion. He can "fly".
	Traveling Swirler Sisters Unknown - Alive A circus act, inspired Ruby to learn acrobatics.
	Princess Licorice Snake - Alive Sir Theobald Gumbar's new familiar. Very bitey.
	Swifty Gingerbread Man - Alive A member of Queen Saccharina's marauders. Stabs everyone he meets.
	Gooey Melting Chocolate - Alive A member of Queen Saccharina's marauders, and her second-in-command. She carries Saccharina's scrolls like Theo carried Lazuli's when he was her ward.
	Jon Bon Bon Bon - Alive A member of Queen Saccharina's marauders.
	Cinnamon Mexican Hot Chocolate Dragon - Alive Queen Saccharina's dragon, hatched from the Ice Cream Temple. Also known as Dracoria Azucar, the legendary creature of the Sweetening Path.
	Spearia Mentha Spearmint Leaves - Alive Liam Wilhelmina's mother. The only one of Joren Jawbreaker's 34 partners that is legally married to him in the eyes of the Bulbian Church.
	Dowager Jawbreaker Jawbreaker - Alive Elder member of the Jawbreaker family. Only mentioned behind the scenes, based on the fact that it didn't make too much sense for a jawbreaker to be in Buzzybrook.
	Buzzybrook Townspeople Candians - Alive Rescued by House Rocks after Buzzybrook was pillaged by the Bulbian Church, the imperial army, and the Cersian army.

The Dairy Islands

	Manta Ray Jack Dairy (Monterey Jack Cheese) - Alive A 2.5 foot tall cube of cheese who is very friendly with Amethar. Tortured for information about Catherine Ghee by the Bulbian Church, and captained the ship carrying the party away from Castle Candy to the Great Stone Candy Mountains.
	Sir Morris Brie Dairy (Brie Cheese) - Deceased A dairy knight who is familiar with Amethar as well. Shit and pissed in the trenches with King Amethar. There was also some sort of sprint on King Amethar’s part. Killed by Cinnamon while defending Port Syrup.
	Duchess Primsy Coldbottle Dairy (Bottle of Milk) - Alive The Duchess of Lacramor. The highest ranking person there. A 16 year old forced to rule. A cousin of House Cheddar. Gives Liam her own personal token for him to compete in the Grand Tournament as her champion. Briefly married to Lord Stilton Curdeau before he tried to kill her in a power grab for the Concordant Throne. She's a strong independent woman.
	Captain Annabelle Cheddar Dairy (Cheddar Cheese) - Alive Captain of the Colby. Was stripped of her title as Princess of the Dairy Islands despite being the next heir for refusing to marry. Takes part in the melee with Jet and has powerful thighs. Helps the party escape Fructera after the Pontifex Belizabeth Brassica excommunicates Amethar and declares Candia at war with the Concord.
	Prince Tarthur Cheddar Dairy (Cheddar Cheese) - Deceased Former Prince of Lacramor during the Ravening War.
	Lord Stilton Curdeau Dairy (Stilton Cheese) - Deceased The traveling companion and Lord Consort of Primsy Coldbottle. Gives off a familiar stink. Released from his vow of chastity by Captain Annabelle Cheddar's boon and unofficially married to Duchess Primsy Coldbottle, who he then attempted to assassinate for the Concordant Throne.
	Catherine Ghee Dairy (Ghee) - Deceased King Amethar's first wife, married during the Ravening War.
	Father Belford Buttercream Dairy (Butter) - Unknown The priest who married King Amethar and Catherine Ghee during the Ravening War.
	Cheese Marauders Dairy (Blue Cheese) - Various Attacked House Rocks on the Sucrosi Road. Attacked House Cheddar and House Rocks in the Yogurt Shoals.

Fructera

	Emperor Gustavo Uvano Fruit (Grape) - Deceased The emperor of Comida and friend of King Amethar from the Ravening War. Summons Amethar personally to name him successor of the Concordant Throne. Dies the morning after naming him, before the official paperwork can be done.
	Lady Plumbeline Uvano Fruit (Grape) - Deceased Emperor Gustavo’s daughter. Unable to inherit the throne due to the Concord agreement.
	Viscount Thaddeus Strongpit Fruit (Avocado) - Alive A (formerly) super hot avocado that Jet met when she was eight. Sends Jet a love letter about desiring to meet and of an upcoming travel leaving for Comida, and wore her underwear for a week. Did not age well, avocados never do. Some say he remains in the alley waiting for Jet to this day.
	Lord Chiquito Citron Fruit (Banana) - Alive Archer competitor in the Grand Tournament.
	Lord Consort Rufus Applebottom Fruit (Apple) - Alive Consort to the Lady Plumbeline. Sits next to the Pontifex during the Grand Tournament.

Vegetania

	King Belvedere Cabbage Vegetable (Cabbage) - Deceased A 92 year old monarch of Vegetania. Probably won't be named heir of the Concordant Throne.
	Prince Nezemiah Cabbage Vegetable (Cabbage) - Alive Came to Comida instead of the King, since King Cabbage is ill. Sits in the Imperial box next to his wife. Doesn't really seem to know what's going on.
	Pontifex Belizabeth Brassica Vegetable (Broccoli) - Deceased Pontifex Rex of the Bulbian Church. Was a Primogen when Lapin last met her. One of the most powerful people in Calorum. Highly pious and merciless. Made public Amethar's marriage to Catherine Ghee, excommunicated him, and declared Candia at war with the Concord. Also ordered Saint Citrina run down in the street.
	Archbishop Oliver Onionpatch Vegetable (Onion) - Deceased An archbishop of the Bulbian Church. Gets permission from Prince Cabbage to visit the Concordant Emperor.
	Sir Keradin Deeproot Vegetable (Carrot) - Deceased A carrot Paladin and member of the Bulbian Church. Takes part in the melee with Amethar and poisons him with water daggers during the fight in an assassination attempt. 100% aware and in control of his actions. Confesses to Lapin as he's chained up. Is later released and beats both Lapin and Preston to death. Present at Castle Candy during Lord Calroy's coup.
	Saint Turnipat Unknown (presumably Turnip) - Deceased A saint in the Bulbian Church. The Grand Tournament falls on the feast day of Saint Turnipat, the 1st of Brightdusk.
	Archbishop Raddica Rutabagans Unknown (presumably Raddicchio or Rutabaga) - Deceased An archbishop of the Bulbian Church who was assassinated whilst in Carn.
	Princess Maisy Cabbage Vegetable (Corn) - Alive A corn woman and wife to Prince Nezemiah Cabbage. Sitting in the Imperial Box with him.
	Sir Bonathan Flashfry Vegetable (French Fries) - Alive A Vegetanian knight/champion that looks like french fries and wields a Pike. Attacks Annabelle at the start of the melee. Also present in the cathedral for Liam's trial.

Ceresia

	Commander Constano Grissini Breadstick - Deceased Imperial commander who was waiting for the party at the border with a troop of Ceresian infantry to escort them to the capital. He and his forces arrive to assist King Amethar in the Cheese Marauders ambush. Provides aid to, and is smitten with, Jet. Also takes part in the melee with her.
	Imperator Focaccia Focaccia - Deceased Former general of the Ravening War. Defeated by Gustavo Uvano.
	Imperator Augustus Ciabatta Ciabatta Roll - Deceased A former Ceresian Senator. Constano Grissini salutes him with Theo like duty. Leads the princesses to Alfredi's lair and collects some of the blackmail she acquired, which he uses to become Imperator. He's a part of the ambush in Lazi's Lingerie shop and stabs Jet with watersteel daggers, killing her.
	Archbishop Fettucina Alfredi Fettucini Alfredo - Deceased A Miracle Worker and holds the ear of Senator Ciabatta. Would definitely know if Lapin was faking it. Is actually faking it herself through powerful alchemy. She is a very skilled liar who knows how to lie to the right people in order to get where she wants. Much of her technique comes from blackmail. Made the watersteel daggers that Sir Keradin, Lord Calroy, and Imperator Ciabatta.
	Lady Linguina Freccia Linguini - Alive A pasta archer in the archery competition against Liam and Ruby. Uses a pretzel bow.
	Senator Semolina Croissant - Unknown In the Imperial box near Senator Ciabatta. Has a croissant head. Likely killed by Imperator Augustus Ciabatta so that he would have no opposition.
	Ceresian Gladiator Bread - Deceased A gladiator who competed in the melee with King Amethar, Sir Keradin Deeproot and Scravoya Myaso. Present in Lord Calroy's coup against Castle Candy, but is killed when his group attempts to ambush the party in Dulcington.

The Meat Lands

	Basha Myaso Unknown - Alive Leader in the Meat Lands.  Swore to believe in the Bulb on the Book of Leaves, even if no one believes it. Watches his wife fight from the Imperial box.
	Scravoya Myaso T-bone Steak - Alive Basha's wife. Takes part in the melee tournament and ignores Amethar's offer of an alliance to take out Sir Keradin and the Ceresian Gladiator together.
	Ham Dog Ham Dog - Alive Appeared in the Cathedral of Saint Arugula alongside Basha and Scravoya Myaso.
	Meatlander Mercenaries Unknown - Deceased Mercenaries hired by Calroy Cruller to defend Castle Candy from House Rocks.
	Jawbone Former Lover of Queen Saccharina .