Battle of the Brands is the thirteenth episode of A Starstruck Odyssey.
Intro[]
"Last we left off, the Wurst was hanging in space in the neutral zone, having just fled from the Griivarr Worlds. You awakened the planetary supercomputer's holofract, Gnosis, reuniting it with its origin in a piece of Terran hardware, and having it speak to you about what it should do in a galaxy full of people that want to take advantage of it. After speaking with the Princeps Zortch and The Gunner Channel, Gnosis arrived at some kind of plan to perhaps save the people of Rubian V from the ravages of United Free Trade Planets, maybe do something about other galactic problems -- who knows, debt, supercomputing -- and find a way of dispersing itself, because Gnosis acknowledged that as long as it exists, people will seek after it.
"All of you use the time where Gnosis was developing some sort of scheme, which it's theoretically still developing here on the last Malton unit of that four-Malton-unit period of time. You contacted Auma Liu on the planet Onolo Dos, where she told you that she still had the trademark for Sundry Sidney. You reached out to U4F and talked to your union rep, Ife Amari-Reyes, who said that she'd be happy to process your union membership as long as you also agreed to become a facilities den for a group of Galactic Girl Guides. You discovered that Jan De La Vega is a fellow union member in the Federation. Oh, you reached out, and then, of course, to Dora Valentine, your former professor, who now works at the Acme-Ashmun Corporation and who processed your sponsorship saying, if you can, there is a 1.2 million credit fight purse at The Battle of the Brands. I'm gonna level with you, audience watching at home. I have never been less certain of a PC victory in my life as we head to The Battle of the Brands. But the good news is even if we don't win, you still get a 10,000 credit signing bonus each as well as brand new Acme-Ashmun force shields… as long as you survive the fight."
Synopsis[]
It's the Tight Pony episode as the Gunner Channel face of in the Battle of the Brands!
Locations[]
Characters[]
Players[]
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- Ross
- Sadie Zeb
- Zeke Donaldson Quark
- Chip Hatwell
- Smaggy Squirrel
- Brobbins Bunny
- Brutus the Korn Brutie
- Plinth