PC Families[]
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Justin Fication Alive - Concept of Justification Justin is Conrad's best friend, and a basset hound. |
| Donna Fucks Alive - Concept of shouting expletives after an injury Dan's sister. | |
| Immanuel and Imogen Pulse Alive - Concept of Impulse Imelda's parents. |
Sugah's[]
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Libby Longshower Alive - Pleasure of a long shower Cocktail waitress at Sugah's. |
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Hans Schadenfreude Alive Muscle at Sugah's, takes pleasure in making people feel bad. |
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Joey Sneezes Alive - Embodiment of sneezing Sugah's bartender. |
Cerebell Pacific[]
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Norrell Ojiccle Deceased Worker at Cerebell Pacific. Was murdered under mysterious circumstance. |
| Norrell's sister Alive Youngest of the seven Ojiccle siblings. |
Bigwigs[]
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Mark Bition Alive - Concept of Ambition Mentopolis' district attorney. |
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Mayor Leon Logic Alive Mayor of Mentopolis. |
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Judge Connie Fusion Alive - Concept of Confusion Judge in Mentopolis. |
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Deputy Chief H. V. Lance Alive- Concept of Hyper-Vigilance Deputy chief of staff. |
Madame Loathing’s Home For Wayward Interests[]
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Madame Loathing Alive - Concept of Self-Loathing and Guilt Runs a home for wayward interests. She despises children and everything else. | |
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Ronnie Reptile Alive - Interest in Reptiles Wayward interest in reptiles. | |
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Ichabod Ice Skates Alive - Interest in Ice Skating Personification of Elias' love for ice skating. |
Oblongata Station[]
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Wilton Alive Mail carrier from Elias Hodge's gonads. He reports to Daniel Fucks. |
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Max Medula Alive Station agent at Oblongata Station and friend of A. Tension. |
Police Department[]
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Chief Alexander Tightass Deceased Chief of police in Mentopolis. |
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Officer Joie de Vivre Alive Shock trooper in the Mentopolis Police Department. |
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Pasha N. Alive - Concept of Pasion Forensic scientist at the Mentopolis Police Department. |
| Officer Connell Alive Mentopolis Police Department officer. |
Palookas[]
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Don Avaricci Alive Mob boss in Mentopolis. |
| Roscoe Hungry Alive One of Don Avaricci's enforcers. |
Reflexes[]
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Ivana Popov Alive - Fight Reflex Boxing coach and the personification of the reflex fight. |
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Frank Freeze Alive - Freeze Reflex Personification of the reflex freeze. |
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Fanny Fawnsworth Alive - Fawn Reflex Performer at Don Avaricci's club Chateaux Appetit and the personification of fawning. |
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Stacy Fakename Alive - Flight Reflex Personification of flight, and is extremely hard to catch. |
Humans[]
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Elias Hodge Alive - Human Junior Researcher at Gobstopper Industries. His mind is the setting of Mentopolis |
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Mr. Henry Alive - Human Elias' boss at Gobstopper Industries. |
Miscellaneous[]
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Donny Urges Deceased - Intrusive Thought Criminal in Mentopolis. |
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Freddy Focus Alive - Concept of Focus Editor-in-Chief of Daily Observer and A. Tension's boss. |
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Mr. Thalamus Alive Mr. Thalamus is the proprietor of the pawn shop Thalamus & Sons. |
| Anna Lysis Alive - Concept of Analysis Hunch Curio's secretary. | |
| Reckless Self-Confidence Alive - Concept of Self Confidence Interviewed in the report of Elias's packet. | |
| Mr. Mischief Alive - Concept of Mischief Mentioned by Imelda and Hunch. Anna Lysis offers to call him for Hunch. | |
| Joanne Fakename Alive One of Norrell Ojiccle's youngest sister's best friends. | |
| Betty Alive Covering a story for The Daily Observer about what snacks Elias might eat later. |
