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PC Family and Familiars[]
Janet and Maurice Tanaka
Human - Alive |
Sam's Mother
Human - Alive |
Terminator 2
Stream Piglet - Alive |
Dream's parents. Professors at the University of Washington and extremely supportive of respecting Dream's boundaries. | Sam's mom. Participated in several (failed) multi-level marketing schemes. Has to have The Talk with her daughter about how the sausages and cucumbers she eats on stream have sexual connotations. | Sam's familiar. Leaps over another large pig and sits on her toes. Named after her favorite movie, "T2" for short. |
Jammer's Basketball
Sentient Basketball - Alive |
Theodore
Talking Chipmunk - Alive |
Evan's Shadow
Shadow - Unknown |
Jammer's completely normal basketball, and now familiar. | Dream's familiar. Wears a sweater and can talk and ride bikes. Makes excellent tea. Smokes a pipe. Dream almost feeds him to a snake. | Evan's familiar. Evan has been aware of this for some time, as it tends to cause terrible misfortune when it shows up. If you see it, run. |
Gowpenny Academy of Arcane Arts Faculty[]
Gowpenny Owls
Owls - Alive* |
Headmistress Boudicca Philtrum
Human - Alive |
Dr. Norman Boodle
Human - Alive |
Tawny owls that deliver the school's acceptance letters. Jammer and Sam almost fight theirs. Dream's runs into her window. Sam connects with hers enough to understand that it doesn't like being called a raven or rat. Hers also eats the sausage and cucumbers from her stream, so she names it "Sausage". *Evan's dies at the hands of his shadow when it feeds. | Headmistress of Gowpenny Academy of Arcane Arts. Send the Magical Misfits their letters and greets them in Vertiq Alley. Doesn't know what an ungodly amount of things are, including radios, movies, McDonald's, Billie Eilish, basketball, and baseball. Seals Jammer's mouth shut because he won't stop saying "M*ggle". Has a weird one-on-one with Evan and she tells him "I know exactly who I'm talking to." Frustrated with the Misfits' behavior during the sorting ceremony and puts them all in Chimeron. | Head of Chimeron and History of Magic professor. A very normal looking guy. Wakes the Magical Misfits up on their first day of classes to give them their schedules. Also teaches them how to disappear their poop. Gives Dream detention for saying "M*ggle" three times, and Jammer detention for summoning a giant spike of iron in the middle of the dormitory. |
Professor Viniscus
Cauldron - Alive |
The Frunthwinkle
Vibes - Alive |
Professor Criggle
Ghost - Undead |
Potions professor. A talking cauldron that doesn't ever leave the school and so knows nothing of the outside world. Tells the Magical Misfits about former students Lucrezia Borgia and Criss Angel the Mindfreak. Assigns them a minor healing potion but doesn't tell them where to start. Approves Jammer taking some of his healing potion home. | The Applied Evocations professor. Died eight years ago but his contract isn't over for another twelve years. At the beginning of each school year he is summoned. | |
Nurse David Stitchnit
Unknown - Alive |
Kitchen
Unknown - Alive |
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The school's nurse. Tells Evan Kelmp about the procedure that would sever his connection to the entities plaguing him, but would remove his magic and have him be forced to leave the school. | The school's animated kitchen. Makes the school's food. Recently learned how to make McRibs and Powerade at the request of Jammer. |
Gowpenny Academy of Arcane Arts Students[]
Tallulah Jillymont
Alive |
Fergus Ponst
Alive |
Digsby Cooper
Alive |
A 6th year Hercinil student. Hermione Granger but popular and rude. Interrupts the Magical Misfits with a scoff when they ignore the help she offered. Escorts them to the broom shop in Vertiq Alley, the Streaking Straw. Worked with Fergus Ponst, Digsby Cooper, and Khanh Nguyen on their healing potion for Potions class. Evan tries to dunk on them but gets dunked right back. | A 6th year Hercinil student. Beefy Ron Weasley. Flirts with Sam a little. Worked with Tallulah Jillymont, Digsby Cooper, and Khanh Nguyen on their healing potion for Potions class. Evan tries to dunk on them but gets dunked right back. | A 6th year Hercinil student. Harry Potter. Used to be a Namp and so remembers what things like basketball and McDonald's are. Talks with Jammer about his Kyrie Irving shoes. Is sent to a rock in the middle of the ocean by Evan when he mentions evil wizards. Worked with Fergus Ponst, Tallulah Jillymont, and Khanh Nguyen on their healing potion for Potions class. Evan tries to dunk on them but gets dunked right back. |
Golden Snitch Kid
Human - Alive |
Coggle and Hoggle Undergus
Human - Alive |
Anamika
Human - Alive |
A 1st year student. Catches the Magical Misfits using their phones and magically hacking the wifi for signal. Goes to snitch but is caught by Jammer. Thinks he has a gun because he's American, but Jammer threatens to tell all their friends it was because he's black if he snitches. Runs away but tells the teachers anyway. | A Chimeron student. Hoggle Undergus call for her when Jammer is showing them emojis on his phone in the Chimeron Common Room. Has a cousin who lives out in the non-magical world who has a smart phone ("e-phone"). | |
Peter
Human - Alive |
Lucrezia Borgia
Human - Deceased |
Criss Angel the Mindfreak
Human - Alive |
A 12 year old 2nd year Chimeron student. Wants to give Evan a hug when he starts to cry about having three best friends. Tells the Magical Misfits about their schedules and makes a face when Jammer asks what happens if they don't wear their robes. Asks Evan about sending Digsby Cooper to "hell" and gets yelled at about what hell is really like. | An Italian noblewoman and only daughter of Pope Alexander VI. Said to be adept at using poison rings for disposing of political rivals. A former student at Gowpenny Academy of Arcane Arts, but did very poorly at making potions. | A former student at Gowpenny Academy of Arcane Arts. A very nice boy, according to Professor Viniscus |
Lemli Irving
Mermaid - Alive |
Frink
Unknown - Alive |
Khanh Nguyen
Human - Alive |
A 6th year Chimeron student. Helps the Magical Misfits begin making their healing potion in Potions class by showing them to the ingredients. Worked with Frink and Coggle and Hoggle Undergus on their potion. Turns into a mermaid if she gets wet. Loves drowning sailors. Quickly befriends Dream. Vouches for the Misfits' potion quality after Evan drinks it all to heal his leg. | A 6th year Chimeron student. Worked with Lemli Irving and Coggle and Hoggle Undergus on their healing potion for Potions class. | A 6th year Hercinil student. Worked with Tallulah Jillymont, Fergus Ponst, and Digsby Cooper on their healing potion for Potions class, but thinks they're the worst. Goes by the stupid wizard name "Cleopatra St. Oppolie" because no one can pronounce her real name. Teaches Jammer how to make a magical paper airplane to send her messages across the school. |
Penfrew Lairmsbury
Human - Alive |
Axelby Killoran
Human - Alive |
Maddy Stitchnit
Unknown - Alive |
A 4th year student and Nurse David Stitchnit's daughter. |
Other NPCs[]
Roger
Human - Alive |
Jammer's Coach
Human - Alive |
Juice Freshman
Human - Alive |
A member of the varsity basketball team at Jammer's high school. Saw a pigeon with a Cheeto. | Jammer's high school basketball coach. Jammer honestly does more coaching than they do. | A freshman from Jammer's high school that looked up to him. Cries when Jammer says he's leaving for bird school. Asks him to bring juice back from the juice fountains. Does the "family on nine" part right because they love Fast and Furious. |
Vertiq Alley Shopkeepers
Human - Alive |
Freya
Human - Alive |
Confirmation Dais
Dais - Alive |
Various unnamed shopkeepers in Vertiq Alley. | An employee at Merwyn's Minions in Vertiq Alley. Speaks in an American accent. | |
Hercinil
Various |
Aqrabus
Various |
Messanteu
Various |
One of the four houses at Gowpenny Academy of Arcane Arts. The hero house, associated with the color red and a bird of prey. Gowpenny's "best" house. Always wins the Scuppers cup. | One of the four houses at Gowpenny Academy of Arcane Arts. The cunning (evil) house, associated with the color green and a scorpion. | One of the four houses at Gowpenny Academy of Arcane Arts. The smart house, associated with the color blue and a fox. It is possible to flunk out. |
Chimeron
Various |
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One of the four houses at Gowpenny Academy of Arcane Arts. The proletariat house, associated with the color yellow and a goat. Gowpenny's "worst" house where everyone not heroic, cunning, or smart ends up-- 65% of new students. Dubbed "the goat house" by Jammer. |