"Folks, if the game seems rigged, just quit and start your own game and rig that!" ― Brennan Lee Mulligan
The House Always Wins is the fourteenth episode of A Starstruck Odyssey.
Intro[]
"Last we left off, our intrepid heroes were in the midst of the Battle of the Brands at the Kubla-Cola Gladiatorial Arena here in Mas Vegas, Lavada. We were confronted upon our arrival in Mas Vegas with the most intense gearing-up I've ever seen PCs preparing for a fight, as well as a sudden discovery of 12 seemingly very well-versed in the tenets of the Cosmic Veil women on vacation here in Mas Vegas, Lavada. And then the fight commenced between the different brand champions. Representing the Acme-Ashmun Corporation, the Gunner Channel, their new champions, making an appeal to the proldier lifestyle so common these days in AnarchEra in the wide, wide galaxy. We also met the Triangle Mint Plinth. Go Plinth! The Plinth was destroyed along with Brobbin Bunny and Smaggy Squirrel, the representatives of Uncle Bob's Fantanimalland, leaving us staring down the Korncake construct from Kansas, Amercadia. Brutus! Brutus, high up in hit points, with a chance of recharging his terrible venomous breath weapon on his turn…
"Gang, we dive right back in! Over the comms: 'well, well, well! We've still got a fight on our hands, folks.' Everybody, strap in. It's gonna be a bumpy ride."
Synopsis[]
Locations[]
Characters[]
Players[]
New[]
- Cornelius Ashmun
- Galactic Girl Guides
- Bambi Leroux
Returning[]
- Aurora Nebbins
- Handy Annie
- Brutus
- Zeke Donaldson Quark
- Jimmy the Snout
- Chip Hatwell
- Dora Valentine
- Princeps Zortch
- Raymond Zam
- Sadie Zeb
- Lucienne Rex
- Barry Nyne
Mentioned[]
- Plinth
- Fantanimals
- Myalor Nabthacks
- Gnosis
- Auma Liu
- Professor Erwin Rashbax
- Dr. Jeffery Miggles
- Gust Weatherall
- King Prilbus
- Seneschal Vrong