The Lords of the Wing Spill Their Secrets the thirteenth episode of Dimension 20: Animated. It features a clip from A Court of Fey & Flowers and is animated by and is animated by Melina Caron.
Featured Characters[]
- Lord Squak Airavis played by Lou Wilson
- Lady Chirp Featherfowl played by Emily Axford
- Gobble played by Aabria Iyengar
- Miscellaneous birds (and bat) played by Brennan Lee Mulligan, Oscar Montoya, Omar Najam and Surena Marie
Transcript[]
Squak: And I don't know, I'm feeling very constrained and, you know, she's fine. We could be married. It would be good, but—
Chirp: Would it be a good match for Grandfather?
Squak: Of course! For Grandfather, of course!
Chirp: Oh!
Squak: But for me? Never!
Chirp: Wait, what?
Squak: Never!
Chirp: You are engaged and you intend to break it off?
Squak: I don't intend to break it off if I can find something that I think fits me a bit more.
Chirp: Cousin, you're shopping around?
Squak: Of course I'm shopping around!
Chirp: You're price comparing?
Squak: Of course I'm price comparing! I would never just buy!
Chirp: Okay, Cousin. Cousin, I'm married!
Brennan: Holy shit!
[players screaming] [Lou dry heaving]
Oscar: I can't with all this. I can't.
Squak: What? Hold on.
Lou: Squak is going to just start knocking down bookshelves and things.
Squak: Do we have alcohol? Birds, alcohol!
Chirp: Okay, okay, fine, get me liquored up. I'll tell you everything, but I need you to understand that I will be putting you in danger if I tell you any more.
Squak: Well, you know I love danger. You know, I'm just going to make us a classic.
Aabria: Gobble is following around—your butler is just chasing you around putting stuff back, but will let you make that terrible drink.
Squak: Great. Hey.
Chirp: Okay.
Squak: Okay, cheers.
Chirp: Cheers.
Squak: What the fuck?
Chirp: Cousin, Cousin, I'm married.
Squak: Okay.
Chirp: And I have a child.
[players screaming]
Squak: Gobble, another!
Chirp: And here's the thing.
Squak: How many children? One, two, three, four, five?
Chirp: Only one, but it's really bad. It's really, really bad, and Grandfather's going to be really pissed if he ever finds out.
Squak: Why?
Chirp: Because she's on the Material Plane, and I spilled Grandfather's secret magic into the Material Plane.
Squak: Wait.
Chirp: And she's a mortal manifesting our magic. And to keep their secret, I gave away my power of flight.
Squak: Well I've—wait, wait.
Chirp: So I can't fly anymore!
Aabria: You hear a bottle shatter as Gobble stares at both of you and then turns and sprints.
Lou: I'm going to cast Otto's Irresistible Dance on Gobble.
Emily: I'll Gift of Gab so that at least he can hear that I'm married, but doesn't know that it's Material Plane.
Gobble: Why am I dancing?