The Tartguard

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"I'm banished from the kingdom!!!!!!" ― Not-Quincy

The Tartguard are the guards that serve Castle Candy and protect Candia.

Description[]

The Tartguard is made of up of huge, circle-headed tart men (likely Sweetarts) wearing pantaloons and armed with fencing rapiers. They are commanded by the Lord Commander Sir Theobald Gumbar and are ~~somewhat~~ very incompetent, likely due to the low demand of an efficient military in the current era of peace.

Members[]

Quincy[]

Blunted his sword to tickle his fellow guard.

Not-Quincy[]

Noted Sword Tickler and Breaker of Windows. Intentionally blunted his sword to tickle his fellow guard, and tossed it out the window when scolded by Sir Theobald.

Wuincy[]

Fell in the battle during Chaos in the Cathedral.

Trivia[]

A mini for the Tartguard was sold as part of the Dimension 20 A Crown Of Candy Auction for $1,902

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Player Characters			King Amethar of House Rocks \| Princess Jet Rocks \| Princess Ruby Rocks \| Sir Theobald Gumbar \| Chancellor Lapin Cadbury \| Liam Wilhelmina of House Jawbreaker \| Cumulous Rocks \| Queen Saccharina of House Frostwhip
Animal Companions			Peppermint Preston \| Sprinkle \| Yak \| Princess \| Cinnamon
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